Robin Thicke wears black and white stripes bc prison is where he belongs
white person voice: this apple juice is too spicy
the best of dylan’s nudes posts
so when something like this happens tumblr (and twitter) go nuts and here are a few of the good ones..
and the best one of the day
Thanks for making me laugh through all of this :3
I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
people: *start asking me about college*
- Me: FRICK YES I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO CARRY ALL THIS LAUNDRY IN ONE GO
- That one sock: lol bye
people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"